Tune: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Who's that whistling in the trees
It's two sailors and they're on leave
Long nights living in an old tin can
" Who's your buddy? Yes, I am!"
Frat rat came to play
Now he can't run fast enough
You'd best stay away
When the pushers come to shove

Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Throw one right up your rear
Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Feel the breeze through your hole back there

A tied up, cross dressing girlie-man
Skank bitch following her favorite band
Touch me, Sammy, and you'll understand
Why I am a clergy man
The boys in Cell Block A
They want to meet you, dove
Now you sailors know
What the inmates do for love

Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Throw one right up your rear
Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Feel it blow through your hole back there

(Scat singing)

Initiation day
In Scout Troop 301
Now you Boy Scouts know
What the sailors do for fun

Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Throw one right up your rear
Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Feel the breeze through your hole back there
Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Throw one right up your rear
Poop chute riot (raiyaaat!)
Feel it blow through your hole back there

You're in a poop chute riot!

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