Welcome to the Web headquarters for my world order. My name is Michael Van Slyke and I'll be your Supreme Ruler today. No doubt you've seen dozens of Web sites with people claiming their desires to rule the world. Most of these people are joking, of course. I, however, have transcended mere frivolity. I now do what others only dream.

I make art until the world capitulates.

I am the world's first fully functioning megalomaniacal artist. In addition to being creative I also hold a degree in history which places me above most other would-be overlords. I have studied the successes and failures of history's greatest tyran... uh... leaders and learned from their mistakes. I have also implemented plans to... well... that would be telling. The basic point is this; absolute power is far too dangerous to be held by any single person... except me, of course. I'm the only man who can be trusted with it.

So stay awhile. Look around. Rest assured that all the classified information is... somewhere safe.